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 Post subject: Just Curious!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:25 pm 
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So when it comes to the Donkey Punch, do both parties have to be consentual in it, if so, can it be considered domestic assault if one party does not like it, say the party on the recieving end... and if the female is the one doing the punching, how much jail time do you think she is looking at??? Just curious, not that I did this or anything... muahahahahaha!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Just Curious!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:09 am 
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SO SOME OF YOU MAY ASK WHAT IS A DONKEY PUNCH? LET ME HELP YOU OUT...

Donkey Punch
Punching someone in the back of the head may lead to serious brain damage and even death.

Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis.

The move can be prosecuted as sexual assault and even rape in the case of surprise anal penetration.
-"YES YES"
<Donkey Punch>
-"AAAAARGH!!!"
-"Ooooh, that feels so good!!! Isn't it love? ...Love? hello? Are you okay? .... aaaaaargh!!!! Love?? Wake up!!!! Aaaaaargh!!!"

an urban legend that holds that if you have vaginal or anal sex with a woman (or anal sex with a man) and punch him/her in the back of the head, it will somehow cause the vaginal/anal muscles to contract. this is medically impossible, but widely circulated among 12 year old boys and those that share their general level of maturity and/or a chauvanist animosity towards women. the only garanteed result of a donkey punch is an immediate end to your sex life and/or getting your ass kicked physically or in court.
"when you break up with your girlfriend, you should give her a donkey punch!"


]HEY IF YOU BOTH WANT TO DONKEY PUNCH EACH OTHER FUCKING GO FOR IT... ONE WILL GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AND THE OTHER BROKEN KNUCKELES A BIG OG... JUST DO IT!!


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