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 Post subject: Employee Evaluations
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:19 pm 
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Employee Evaluations .............

To all you dicks who think you got a bad evaluation at work, these are some real Federal Government employee evaluations. Enjoy...

"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

"I would not allow this employee to breed."

"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

"He's been working with glue too much."

"He would argue with a signpost."

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

"If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

"A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

"A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

"Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

"He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

"It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

"One neuron short of a synapse."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

"Takes him 2 hours to watch '60 Minutes'."

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"


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 Post subject: Re: Employee Evaluations
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 3:50 pm 
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CMAO!! A gorss ignoramus...144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus!! That shit kills me I wonder how they they came up with an ignoramus scale?


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 Post subject: Re: Employee Evaluations
PostPosted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 7:47 pm 
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LMAO


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